By the powers of Kaotic, I give thee a new year filled with silver and gold, and a fairytale old.
Not your cup of happiness? All right then, by the powers of Kaotic I give thee a hat filled with wishes that last till the year of the cat.
Don’t believe me? *angry yowl* BY THE POWERS OF KAOTIC, I TURN THEE INTO A CAT!!!
Still don’t believe me? Well then, it’s time we went back to the time Kaotic turned her Mother into a cat.
Once upon a time there was a lass named Kaotic who believed in fairies and magic. Her magic potion was invisible and was churned out of a lovely little golden-yellow jar that belonged to her Aunt’s dressing table. One afternoon, when all was quiet in the land of Aymanam (aka the place where her grandparent’s house stood) she chose to impress the young maid with her magical prowess. In a show of might and power she declared that she would turn her Mother (napping in one of the bedrooms with her baby sister) into a cat.
“Abracadabra, blah-di-blah – pfft,” she dramatically muttered as she pulled her invisible magic potion out of the jar and pointed her hand with a flourish towards the dining table, where lo and behold, a cat landed.
Kaotic’s might was replaced by fright as she had no clue whatsoever to undoing the spell she’d cast on her Mother. Kaotic’s grandparents stepped into the living room just then and noticed that their 6 year old granddaughter was standing in the middle of the room close to tears. “Ammachy, Appachy,” she cried, “I turned Mummy into a cat and I don’t know how to turn her back into Mummy. I want my Mummy back.” Her grandfather (Appachy) calmly asked her to peek into the bedroom through the key hole and all would be well. Sure enough, there lay Kaotic’s Mum beside her baby sister blissfully unaware of the shape shifting she’d been through in the past few minutes. Reassured, Kaotic smiled before turning warily towards the dining table. The cat had magically disappeared.
Done with the dark side of magic, Kaotic swore never to indulge in it again.
Oops…oh well, a promise is a promise, so, by the “good will” of Kaotic, I simply wish thee a Very Happy New Year.
10 comments:
By the powers now vested in me,
I turn your pussy into a peeee!
Hee-hee-hee.
May the lost find their way magically to your triangle of darkness ;)
DG - I boomerang it back at ya in the form of 'GAH'!
PS - I've just redirected those lost souls to the Bermuda Triangle!
When was this? When you went back home last month, I bet!
Smriti: Six was many years ago but last month I relived five thanks to a mad lil elf.
Something tells me you know exactly how these timelines work so stop betting on "it", woman!
I bet you, I bet you!
Por Favor?
Fugly Betty: Betting is against Kaotic's principles!:-/
~~~Yield Not To Temptation~~~
Lost in Translation: Si, por favor!:p
~~~Chinois Murmure~~~
No buns for you.
Bun Head: Off with your head then!;-)
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